~The Adventurous Adventures of Walking to School Down a Busy and Potentially Dangerous Main Road Where Creepy People Have Been Known to Lurk--HOORAY!~

I was walking merrily down the sidewalk, lalalalalala, trying to not inhale exhaust fumes, when suddenly I hear some unusually loud footsteps behind me!

Bwam! Bwam! Bwam!

Aha, it was the gym teacher, Ms. Nelson, jogging to school!! That clever fiend! She then jogged up next to me and said, "Hi, honey!!!!"

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Baffled, I mumbled, "Um...hi, honey......"