!~Maggie's Fears~!

Today, Maggie was going completely mental....probably due to the massive amounts of candy corn and other forms of pure sugar she devoured. First of all, she didn't seem remotely surprised or confused when my mom said a goblin came and made her drop a glass pot (she had candy corn too)... then, in the completely silent kitchen, Maggie swears that she suddenly heard a loud bubbling noise coming from the middle of the kitchen table, supposedly "clear as day"... and then abruptly she burst out screaming, "AAAAHHH! LADYBUG! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" when she saw one outside 30 feet away, blocked safely from her by a glass door....

After the ladybug incident, I asked her what her fears were. I recorded exactly what she said. In no particular order:

1) Old Twizzlers that will break your teeth

2) Barfing in general

3)Packing peanuts

4) Books longer than 20 pages

5) Falling down stairs and breaking her neck

6) Tornadoes

7) Illness/Disease/Germs

8) Fast moving objects, including speeding vehicles

9) Random plastic bags floating in the street

10) Rabid animals

11) Milk

12) Things with more than 4 legs, especially spiders and ladybugs

13) Chemicals, including Windex

14) Vegetables

15) Old chicken/Expired foods and objects

16) Michael Savage (radio talkshow guy)

17) Mrs. Kraus (her old English teacher)

18) Stalkers, especially the people who sit at her lunch table and creepy freshmen

19) Things that slither

20) People who yell a lot

21) Getting shot- but if she had a choice, she would prefer it to be in the head/face

22) Chopped off fingers

23) Being stabbed

24) People with beards

25) People chucking things/Sharp objects/All forms of weaponry

26) Mentally disturbed people, especially Molly
27) Oddly-placed veins in people's faces

28) Rags used to clean tables in public places
29) Mall Santas

....I felt that needed reporting.... :)