"Mooooolly...." Maggie groaned, trudging into the kitchen with a sewing machine box cradled in her arms. Apparently no one can make a sandwich in peace around here anymore. "I don't want to carry this all the way to the laundry room! It's really heavy!"
I noted that the laundry room was literally three paces away from her. "No way, Jose! I'm not carrying that for you! And besides, I'm even farther away from you than the laundry room is...Why would you come over here?"
"Just take it!"
"No!"
"I'll take your sandwich!"
"Gah!" That clever fiend--she knows me too well! Reluctantly, I snatched the box away from her. But it was surprisingly light. "Dude, what are you talking about? This isn't heavy at--"
And Monty exploded out of it and into my face.
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wow! that sounds like something...I would do! lol *jots down future plan*
ReplyDeleteLol!! XD Yay for future plans of doom!! :D
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