Meat Pies

It's 10:00, and I have just finished the yearly mission of making the Christmas meat pies! They are notorious for being unbelievably tasteless and so awful that it's nearly unendurable...but we eat them every year anyway :) But this year, we're breaking records! I think we've reached new levels of hideousity! After we put them in the oven, my mother and I both took a little forkful of the leftover meat. Upon tasting it, this awful, most indescribable expression came upon her face and she yelled violently, "IT'LL KILL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!"

...You know those moments/memories where if you even think about them, suddenly you'll burst out laughing hysterically against your own will? Yes, that has become one of those moments! So, if you see me randomly bust out laughing like a madman, it's because I'm thinking about meat pies.