1- If it's Grandma's 97th birthday, don't tell her to wear her polyester dress.
2- Screaming profanities at ice helps you to regain balance when its 20 below and you swear that all the passing cars are staring at your pitiful attempt at walking.
3- "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" is weird...
4- Obama, God, Godzilla, Ringo Starr, Nancy Drew, Howie Mandell, and my cat all apparently left us Christmas gifts under the tree this year.
5- When sisters are under the weather, they seem to find it entertaining to shower their siblings with ice cold water from squirt bottles while laying on their sick bed.
:)
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