I SURVIVED!

"At first I was an egg, I was petrified! Kept thinking I'd get lost or I'd get cracked n' fried! But you took me to your nest before it was too late and kept me warm, and you helped me incubate! And now you're back, think you're the boss! Wanna put me on a plate next to your wife's cranberry sauce!"

...And so and so forth.
:D