A Morning at the Infamous Diner

Today my parents were sitting at a table at the infamous diner (the diner that has plagued our existence for a ridiculous amount of years, the diner where we know every employee personally, might I add). My mother and father were sitting there chatting their routine chatter when a waitress came walking up to the table from behind. Apparently she said, "Now, what would you two ladies like to order?"

...Think it's time for a haircut, Father? Haha :)