Wednesday, February 3, 2010

O_o

My mother enlightened me of a jolly tune from her childhood...

Boys are made of
Greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
French-fried eyeballs
Swimming in a pool of blood
Shucks, I forgot my spoon!!

...She is now singing it merrily around the house...
This is why I'm a disturbed child.

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