Happy Birthday, Granny!

...Well, it's actually on the 31st, but close enough :) What a splendid way to spend the last day of break- celebrating Granny's 85th! Jolly day :D

Granny has always been somewhat--hmm, how should I phrase this?--quirky? Yes, that will do :) Well, she was full of strange Grannyisms today! Besides her calling "Billy Elliot the Musical" a "town" (???), I could not contain myself after this curious conversation (and might I mention, she was completely satisfied with what she was saying, no idea that what she said sounded at all strange/ridiculous):

Granny: Well, if I make it my next birthday, I would like a doggie!
My Aunt: Haha, well, you can have ours! (It's a lab.)
Granny: Oh deary, nooo! I want a tiny doggie!
Mom: ...Granny, you'll run over it with your wheelchair...
Granny: But not if it's a Mexican dog!!!


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...........Happy birthday, Granny! XD