Jiggerypokery at Hallmark

Yes, I did not come near to finishing my essay while I shirked off at Oberweis/Hallmark/Jewel/Jessie's house, but I did manage to have a delightful minty milkshake, meet my new balloon friend (Flan), and have the greatest-tasting shrimp ever to grace my palate. So, the moral of the story?  "Who gives a hoot about education if the alternative involves food?"  Thank you and good night :)