Education

I have discovered an effective way to amuse yourself during Mr. Keehn's class! (No offense, Mr. Keehn, you're still in your own league of nifty-ness.) Yes, just look out at all the lovely peers surrounding you... and count how many people are slumped over on the tables yawning. Oh, it is quite amusing (especially when drowsy)!

Also, in our all-important "you can't mess with first period because every second of this time is crucial" Geometry class, Mrs. Mogilinski charismatically demonstrated her ability to fit her fist into her mouth. Time well spent, I must say :)

...On an unrelated note, I believe my father is perhaps the only man alive who could start complaining about philanthropy. Which he did. Glad you know my origins, people ;D

So, basically...that was a rant! :D
Have a magically snazzy day, my kind brethren! Yes, farewell for the current time being, and please catch any cows that get blown away in the wind! It's true because it happens in cartoons.